Efficiency of the Swiss.



Swiss trains are dead on time. "8:27" actually means exactly precisely 8:27. Time displayed on tram and bus signages are equally fastidious. They say you could set the time on your watch to Swiss trains departure time. One wonders if this has to do with the fact the Swiss are predominantly German. The Germans tend to say their yes by repeating it twice, almost as if they are impatient to get on. Ya.. Ya.. they say (spelt "Ja Ja" in German), and Venny, our friend who has been in Swiss for less than a year, has picked up the habit. Ja, ja, ja, she'll say. And we'll be afraid to say more.

Jesse (Venny's husband) said we can see cultural differences in the way beauty contests are held in Switzerland & Italy. In Switzerland, they start with the final 15 contestants. In Italy, they start with the final 50! Ms Switzerland is decided quickly whilst Italian women have to parade around in bikinis for 2 hours, displaying talents like singing, playing musical instrument or even soccer game - anything but methodical. (But make me a judge for Ms Italy please!)

The Swiss can therefore seem dull by comparison. They also place a great premium on noise control. Neighbours are not to disturb the peace. If you flush your toilets after 10pm and the pipes are splashy, the neighbours may legitimately complain to the police!

Chup...... 30 October 2005